Tumblr has found its voice, and its name is Melvin.
You sassy mother fucker.
98% of this image is pure badass
Then there’s Armstrong’s little hair loop.
Are you suggesting the Hair Loop, which has been passed down by the Armstrong family for generations, which has survived countless battles and remained perfectly coiffed, is not a testament to the ELEGANCE and STRENGTH of the Armstrong legacy?!
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
idc how powerful a piece of armor if its ugly im not gonna wear it
i started a new game in skyrim and i think our horse took a wrong turn somewhere.
well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day
Oh god what have I done!?
IKEA Commercial Features Cosplayer
Love this advert!!! now i want them to come to my house and sort my sewing room out!